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CLUB LEX.

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So, if I was to pin down my dream sound in a band it would be something along the lines of the smoothness of Sade, the energy and style of The Cramps and The Gun Club, the slickness of Ritchie Valens, the essence of the Ramones and the delightful strangeness of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. Put that altogether and you’d have my ideal sound. I’ve found it in many bands I’ve written about (or not yet written about) and in bands I absolutely adore. In everything, I look for the same feeling I got when I heard Seventeen Seconds record by The Cure and Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain.

I only heard of Club Lex a couple of days ago where I saw they were playing a show with Divorce Finance (insane band!) and wanted to check them out. I am SO glad I did because I THINK I have found my new favourite band. The capture everything I love about music, everything I’d want my dream band to sound like. They are just perfect. I think the drummer is the lead singer so that’s another cool thing about them! They absolutely do sound a bit like The Cramps which is always a good thing. They have a sound that resembles the A Date With Elvis, which is fine by me! It’s up there as one of my favourite records. Club Lex have (I think) one release out, and it’s an EP from last year called Welcome To The Club.

Welcome To The Club is a perfect introduction to the band, and these 5 songs were made to fry your brain and hypnotise your mind and body. These 5 songs are bloody powerful, and they do make you feel like you urgently need more. We all have to be patient here. It’s such a strong record, and the whole thing feels like it could be the soundtrack to a really twisted film. Shirley definitely feels like it could be on the soundtrack to a questionable and creepy film. The best songs give off that feeling and Club Lex do it so, so well. Although they are a relatively new band, their sound does make you feel as if you’ve experienced this before. You feel like maybe in a past life, you heard this band. Bands like that are so special, and I really cannot wait to hear more from them.

Their music is like a glorious whirlwind. Like you’re in an old Western film and you’re trying to escape far far away from your surroundings. Every song is delivered with such urgency and passion that you want injecting into your soul. I love what I’ve heard so far, and I really cannot wait to hear more and more from them. A sound like this is hard to perfect and to just nail. They’ve made it sound so easy and if they sound like this on record, then I’m pretty sure their live shows will be equally as impressive and intense.

So, if you’re looking for something to throw you back and forth in time. Something that makes you feel like you’ve ended up somewhere you shouldn’t have or you just want something so beautifully weird to adore and listen to- then Club Lex are the band for you. I know nothing about this band and there’s nothing about them online, which is absolutely fine! It just means you’ll always be seeking this band out, waiting for them to appear in a town near you. And when they do, you must simply go see them because they are truly something else. I could write thousands of words on this band and why their sound just speaks to me, but the music does all the talkin’ here. I’m hooked; I’m all in.

They have this sound that I cannot quite describe but I know it’s just got that something I always look for in music. They’ll terrify you; they’ll make you buy whatever it is they are selling and you will thank them for it. Honestly, one of the most exciting bands we will hear all year. I’ve fallen in love. I am HOME!

BRUISE CONTROL: Bruise Control EP.

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The best band from Manchester are BACK with a bloody delightful EP and let me tell you- it will make your day brighter, louder, and so much better. Last night I had a nice, gentle, and delicate time at NoSo’s incredible show and now it’s time for some balance. That delicious grit. That decadent loudness and effortlessly slick sounds of Bruise Control. Something to add some spice to my Friday afternoon. And also, will be my soundtrack to the gym later on. Even though right now, I’d LOVE to go have nap for 12 hours.

This EP is 6 songs and 16 minutes long. This weekend they are celebrating the release by doing some special shows in Leeds, Liverpool, and Manchester. I’ll be at 2 out of 3 of them, and I cannot wait. By Tuesday, I will be a shell of a person and probably unable to hear yet again. Last time I saw the Bruisers, I was stood RIGHT by the speaker and couldn’t hear properly until the following afternoon. Cannot wait!

Alright, so the EP is clearly a work of art. It’s brilliant and perfectly sums up why the Bruisers are the best around. The best at what they do. Nothing and no one comes remotely close to this band, and I just bloody love them. I feel that everything I could possibly write about this band has been done and I’d just be repeating myself but, sometimes you need to repeat yourself in order to be heard! So, for the (let’s exaggerate) MILLIONITH time, Bruise Control are excellent. They really are. That’s all there is to it to be honest. I just adore this band and all they stand for. I just love that you can tell how much they love what they do and how much they love each other. If you’ve ever been to a Bruise Control show, you will know how rowdy it can get but also how silly and full of love it is. It’s a beautiful environment to be in. Yeah, sure people are sweaty and slamming their bodies into each other, but it’s done with love and respect. Someone falls down, you pick ‘em up. Don’t be a dick.

The self-titled EP is a great into for those who may have never listened to the band before but it’s also a reminder for us obsessives that this band aren’t messing around. Bands like this are rare. They genuinely love what they do, and you truly sense that on this EP. The band sound so strong on this record, and that’s right from the jump on the opener Be Like You. That yell from Jim lets you know you are home. You’re right where you need to be. You’re listening to the band you should be listening to. Every single song has this beautiful snarl to it. My cat is currently sat next to me as I play the EP loud for the god knows how many times today. She’s not fussed. Little Mary is a Bruiser too! Be Like You is a solid way to start the record, and from there on in you are body slammed into some insane anthems. Left Behind will RIP live. There’s no way that anyone can stand still for this one!

On the EP are also the hits Spinners Mill and Gone To Ground (this live is unreal!) and these are moments again where the Bruisers truly shine. That’s all they ever do. Every song feels like you’re being thrown about and smacked upside the head, and you’re anything but angry about it. It’s like they are waking you up and making sure you truly feel alive. The EP was also co-produced by the band’s guitarist, Niall which makes it extra special.

In 16 minutes, they give you 6 very good reasons as to why they are the best band around. The EP is fast, loud, raw, and unapologetically in your face. Everything a solid record should be. It’ll wake you up for sure and it’ll make you feel alive. It’s the kind of record you stick on repeat and shout every single word to. They’ve outdone themselves once again, and it’s just further proof that these Bruisers get better every single time. The future is theirs to grab and do whatever they want to it. What a bloody band!

What I love about the band is their way to get across the pains of daily life. Those frustrations that are caused by corrupt scumbags in power, who are painfully out of touch with the world around them. Thank god we have bands like Bruise Control. Put them in power!

The band are doing some in-store shows this weekend and also headed out on a bigger tour. All dates can be found here: UPCOMING GIGS | Bruise Control – Punk/Garage/Indie from Manchester.

Go see ‘em and go have your mind fully blown (as well as your eardrums.)

VIVA BRUISE CONTROL! Free Palestine. Protect the Trans community. Be fucking nice to each other.

KÜKEN : PALERMO EP.

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Part of me was wanting to sort of stop writing about music for a little while, but a couple of days ago a band I am utterly obsessed with released an EP. Now, whenever KÜKEN release anything, I HAVE to write about it, and this EP is definitely worth writing about.

The new EP, Palermo is around 6 minutes long and in those 6 minutes you can absolutely hear why KÜKEN are one of the best around. It was a lovely surprise on Wednesday to get a notification that a new EP had been released and I’m still holding out for a UK tour. Maybe I should start playing the lottery so I can fund my favourite bands to tour! Anyway, enough of the dreamin.’  This EP is wild and it’s a beautiful way to start 2026. Let’s hope it’s better than 2025 because last year as fucking awful.

The 4 songs on the EP are perfect for those who have yet to listen to the genius and wonder that is KÜKEN, and for those of us who are already obsessed with them- well, it’s just bloody great to have the best band from Germany back. The title track smacks you right in the face, and my god it feels GOOD. For me, KÜKEN are a band I just need to see live because not only does their music mean everything to me, but I just also adore the energy their music has. They just have this way of making you feel like you’re watching them record these songs for the first time and it’s just you and them. But you know that their live shows are probably the wildest you’ll ever see. I can only liken that a KÜKEN show is probably like a Bruise Control show. Carnage and a joy to witness.

I’ve played the EP countless of times since Wednesday and although it’s around 6 minutes, having it on repeat is good for the soul and ears. For me, it’s all about Grass Green. This could be up there as being one of my favourite songs by them. The whole record makes you feel like you’re on a road trip with the band. Neither of you know where you’re going or how long it’ll take to get there, but who cares! That element of freedom in their sound is what’s addictive. They have such a distinctive sound and it’s so obvious on this EP, and their sound is one to constantly fall in love with. Split Mind is the band at their loudest and makes you feel like you’re riding a motorbike exceptionally fast (but safe) without a care in the world.

The EP ends with the sensational Ocean Breeze; I love how the EP feels like a holiday with the band. Palermo is the start of the trip, Grass Green and Split Mind are the events in the middle of the trip and Ocean Breeze concludes the getaway. In just 6 minutes, KÜKEN have created a beast of an EP and one I will be having on repeat for some time- they’re a band I always listen to, and sometimes when I want to get that love for music and to write about it, they massively help. If the EP is an indication to a possible new full-length album, then it will definitely make this year truly special.

Some bands right from the jump become a massive part of your life and record collection, and KÜKEN are easily one of those bands. The Palmero EP is the band at their very best and of course, at their loudest. Play it loud, constantly.

Palermo is out now via Alien Snatch! Records.

PINS @ Oporto, Leeds. 10th October 2025.

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Last night, I think I may have been in the world’s hottest venue. It was also one of the most cramped venues ever too. Was the sweat and small space worth it? Absolutely! PINS are currently touring the 10 year anniversary of their record, Wild Nights. I remember being at the album launch for it 10 years ago, and to hear the songs a decade later and them still feel brand new was so cool! It just shows how great the band are.

Now, I’ve seen PINS play about 10 times over thew years and last night as my first time seeing them play in a venue in the north. Location isn’t everything, but Oporto was a great place to see them. PINS have a sound that’s unlike anything else, and when you see them live you really feel the music and can really appreciate their sound. Sadly, there were the usual pervy men in the front zooming in on body parts and filming the band- especially during the last song when a few of the crowd were on stage. I used to see this happen years ago in London, so it looks like this breed of human sadly occurs everywhere. It’s just wrong, and it makes me so mad. Imagine if someone was doing it to their daughter? Idiots. Anyway, back to how solid the show was!

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone on stage with as much energy as Lois. It was so cool to see that same energy from years ago is still there. I really don’t think anyone loves being on that stage as much as she does; a real joy to see. Faith’s voice is as powerful as ever, and on delicate songs like Got It Bad you can really hear the power in her voice. The addition of Abbi on the drums adds some extra loudness to the sound and Kyoko may be one of the slickest bassists around. Is it the best PINS have ever sounded? Of course. The tightness of the band is there and hearing how Wild Nights has developed and got stronger over the past decade is a real joy to witness.

Every song off the record is played along with new single, I’ll Be Yours and the classics- Serve The Rich and of course, Girls Like Us. For me, hearing Dazed By You (which in my humble and biased opinion, is one of the best modern love songs around) live again just made me so happy. I genuinely thought I was going to cry out of happiness hearing it live again but instead, I just sang along and had a lovely time. There is something about a PINS show that leaves you feeling like you can take on the world. There are delicate moments in the set (Got It Bad and If Only) but there are these sensational ferocious parts where you know you are absolutely in the presence of one of the best bands to have ever come from Manchester. I love the rage in Too Little Too Late that I just love so much. You can proper shout a long to this, and I think it’s partly why my throat hurts today! House Of Love and Oh Lord are divine live too. The whole record is just timeless, and I’m so glad they have celebrated it by putting on these shows.

Although this was my possibly 11th time seeing PINS, it really felt like I was seeing them for the first time last night. It’d been too long, and I hope they play more shows now because they are one of the most exciting bands to see live, and I just adore them so much. I love how when you’ve loved a band for so long, you can really hear how their sound has grown- especially in a live setting. The celebration of Wild Nights was a thing of beauty, and hopefully we can celebrate it again in another 10 years. Although, I’ll probably need to be seated for that!

The shows ends with the anthem that is, Girls Like Us. Faith brings a number of people onto the worlds smallest stage for such a big moment. Seeing the love and happiness of everyone on the stage summed up exactly what PINS are about and why, although they are criminally underrated, they are one of the best around. No one will ever do it like PINS and last night totally proved it.

One final thing- they are selling posters on the tour for Kinder Relief to support the people of Palestine. Go to the show and buy a poster or two. Anything left over will be up on their Bandcamp page after the tour.

SPRINTS: All That Is Over.

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Buckle up because this is nearly 2,000 words!

The second album curse. Is it a myth? Is it for real? Well, one listen in on the new Sprints record, and it’s clear that this myth has passed them by. That myth looked at Sprints and knew better. It knew not to mess with them.

Letter To Self was one of the best records of 2024, and it was one of the most captivating debut records we’ve had in a while. It’s not fair to compare the two, but it’s fair to say that All That Is Over shows exactly what years of touring and working your arse off can do. Letter To Self was the starter. All That Is Over is the main event. It’s the one that grips you in a different way. The record opens with Abandon, and the way Karla’s voice grips you is unreal. It makes you feel like you are somehow listening in on something really private- almost voyeuristic in a way. You feel you shouldn’t be listening in but my god you are glad that you did. It’s the perfect way to start the record off and it truly grips you in ways the first song on a record should. Also, the drums on this are unreal.

You get your ears beautifully destroyed on To The Bone and this is one of the many moments where Karla’s voice shines. There’s this power (I honestly can’t think of a better word) in her voice that’s always there and she uses it to the fullest on this.

There are so many moments on this record that just make you think, “Oh shit this is THE BAND.” Like, this is the band you need to be pouring all your attention and love into. I’m seeing them play a small venue on Sunday here in Manchester and I just know it’ll be the perfect setting for them. Then, a few days before my birthday they’ll be playing the Albert Hall here and that’s my favourite big venue here in Manchester. I don’t there this a more fitting venue for them and to hear this record. It’s not a record that can be contained. It’s not a record that you stick on in the background. It’s a record you have to pay close attention to and let it grip you so tightly. The first song we got from the record was Descartes back in the summer and that pretty much summed up the feel of the record. Dark, heavy, poetic and addictive. It’s a stunning record and I feel that my words just don’t do it justice. This is a record that demands to be heard.

The latest single, Need is wild. I love the ending of it, and if you pay attention, you’ll hear Karla say, “I need you to leave me the fuck alone.” Perfect. I think most of us probably want this on a t-shirt or something. It’s fast and rowdy number, and I’m pretty sure seeing this live will be almost biblical. I think seeing them live will be just that to be fair. The more I listen to this song, the louder I want it. You want it louder and faster. It’s addictive. I’m pretty sure I’ll play this at the gym and feel I can take on the world.

Something’s Gonna Happen has claimed my heart. I could have this on repeat for hours, and with every listen, I’d find another part of it to adore and call it home. There’s an eeriness to it that would fit perfectly in like, a Norwegian detective drama series. It feels sinister. And you know, the whole record has this dark and sinister feel to it, but you don’t feel threatened. You feel quite safe, but you do feel on edge and that’s what they’ve done with Something’s Gonna Happen. You feel on edge, like it’s going to kick off and fuck me when it does kick off on this- it goes. It absolutely GOES. And I cannot wait to see this live. I just know the live version of this will be intense, and you can hear changes in Karla’s voice as she approaches the edge of the song- and that is the moment where you know you cannot escape your love for this band. It’s the anticipation that holds you so closely. You feel on edge- should you feel safe, or should you try run? As if you’re going to run. Don’t be a fool.

Every song on this record is a prime example of why Sprints are the most vital band around. You feel like you’ve found someone’s diary when you pay close attention to the lyrics, but you also fee like you’ve found a home. There’s a line on Pieces that got me in the gut; “Home is where the heart is, so where’s my head? For the last one who loved me, left me better off dead.” Oh, come on now! What a line! I’d have related to that well over a year ago, and it would have probably made me bawl. Now it just makes me feel silly for feeling that way. There’s always better and I found it. It’s a furious number, and again, is another example of why this record is made to be witnessed live. There is nothing calming about this record in the typical sense. As someone who finds security in loud songs and feels uneasy with the quiet, this record definitely feels good for the soul. It is comforting and its home. It’s just perfect.

Lyrically, this record is Sprints at their most honest and tender. Better is a solid example of the tenderness and it’s definitely got the potential to break the hardest of hearts. It’s one of the slower moments on the record and shows a different side of heartbreak in a way. There’s a healthy mix of rage, heartbreak, and disappointment on this record and Better sums up those emotions in the most perfect way. Sam and Karla’s vocals on this are just divine. I love their voices together anyway, but on Better you really hear how gorgeous they are together.

The record ends with a 6-minute dream of a song, Desire. I compare everything I listen to to the greatest song of all time- A Forest by The Cure. If a song can make me feel like I did when I first heard that aged 13/14, then I’m hooked. It goes without saying that feeling is there throughout All That Is Over but its comes alive on Desire. The last minute of this song feels like Karla is unleashing every single demon she’s ever known and giving it to the world and letting go. That’s how the whole record feels, and that’s how you feel when you listen to the record. Every ugly and intense feeling you have, that you have no idea what to do with is let go of when you listen to this record and for me, that’s what makes Sprints and this record such a joy to listen to. It’s like an exorcism of sorts. It’s a cathartic record and you get a real sense of it having that feeling during the creation of it.

The band in general on this record sound like gang. There’s not just one band member here to focus on- it’s all of them. Jack is a real threat on the drums, and there are a lot of moments on this record where the drums just take your breath away. The addition of Zac adds something that compliments the sound of Sprints in a way you didn’t think could exceed Letter To Self and previous, but Zac’s nailed it- that ferocious guitar sound feels like fireball approaching. Sam is probably one of best bassists around- the way he and Jack create this unique and thrilling rhythm on every song just leaves you in awe. Karla’s voice (and guitar) has never sounded so powerful. She has this tone to her voice which reminds me of my two favourites- Shirley Manson and Patti Smith. Writing this makes me feel like I have found Garbage for the first time aged 6 or 7, and that is what I get with Sprints. The power in their music reminds me so much of Garbage and my heart is so full of love for that. I pretty much could have cut out a thousand words here and just kept that in to sum up this record!

The whole record exposes the bin fire that is the world right now, and you feel less alone listening to the record- especially when you feel so fucking helpless. The world is heavy, and this record explores that heaviness in a way that has you hooked from the start. The production on this record is again flawless (I mean, it’s Daniel Fox- of course it’ll be perfect!) What was done on Letter To Self has been heightened and something entirely new has been birthed. It’s ripper of a record, and one you cannot get tired of. Sprints won’t shrink themselves for you to feel comfortable, and that’s one of the most wonderful things about this band. The hard work, the passion and the drive is right there. It’s always been there, but this record unleashes something entirely different, and you want it to be poured into your eardrums constantly. You simply cannot get enough of it.

All the best records are dark, intense and creep you out a little bit- All That Is Over does all this and more. If this is what they can do with just two records, then imagine what they’ll be like 5 or 6 records in. Dublin’s finest. Ireland’s finest. Just the best. I couldn’t praise this record more if I bloody well tried. It is like a thousand punches to the gut and head. A freight train to the soul. A mirror to yourself. It is perfect.

If you are in need of a record to break or fix you. If you’re looking for a record that puts you on edge but also makes you feel safe. If you’re looking for a beautifully created masterpiece. If you want a record that makes you feel like someone has stepped into your head and exposed all that you think and feel. If you’re looking for something you’ve not heard or felt before- then this is the record you need. It’s a masterpiece and it is a joy to listen to, and to be consumed by.

I don’t think I have ever written about a record in such detail before. Nearly 2,000 words about a record. I didn’t think I had it in me, but sometimes you hear something so important- you just have to let it all out. So, thank you Sprints. Thank you for creating one of the most important records of the year and for making something that feels like home.

THE GRUESOMES: The Dimension Of Fear.

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There are many things we can thank Canada for, but the one thing I am eternally grateful for, is that one of the best bands all time are from there. The Gruesomes.

The Gruesomes were a band I found on my own when I was about 20 ish (I’m 38) and when I found them, I felt like I did the first time I heard The Cramps and The Cure. I felt like I had found a home and being a weirdo wasn’t so bad at all. The Gruesomes debut record came out in ’86 (the year I was born) and 40 years later, the record still sounds effortlessly slick and ahead of its time. There is something so fantastic and beyond description within that record. I remember going to a market in Camden about 8 or 9 years ago when I was still living in London, and I did my weekly trip to buy records on my lunch break. I had 2 records in my hand, but all of a sudden, a copy of Tyrants Of Teen Trash caught my eye. I had been searching EVERYWHERE for this record, and all of a sudden, I am staring at it. Holding it in my hands. My holy grail. It was in my hands. I put the other 2 records pack, and bought The Gruesomes. I had the finest record of all time in my possession. I was the luckiest person in the world.

A few weeks ago, the band released The Dimension Of Fear. A record named by a fan, and it’s a solid name for a solid record. This record could easily have been released right after Tyrants Of Teen Trash. It has that typical sound of theirs; the sound that I know and love. The sound that feels like home, and the band have never sounded better. I hope one day they do a proper tour of the UK- I wouldn’t be mad if they didn’t make it to Manchester because I’d absolutely find a way to get to see them. But for now, let’s talk about why their new record rips and is one of the best records of the year.

The Dimension Of Fear is 12 songs in half an hour. You’ll want more, but what you get is essentially the best of The Gruesomes. It’s a sensational record, and it’s the band at their very best. I simply cannot praise this record enough, but I will. I will not shut up about this record at all. It’s their first record in 25 years, and those 25 years have sure as hell dragged! This is a stunning record, and if I was into marking records out of 10- it would exceed 10 out of 10. Gerry and Bobby’s vocals have never sounded so strong. You know they’ve been around for some time, and you’d probably expect there to be a change in how they play or whatever but absolutely not. This band can put any new bands to shame. They’ve got an abundance of energy that you wish you had even a fraction of. You wish you were as cool as The Gruesomes!

Just Go Away and That’s Using Your Head show us exactly why the band are one of the best, and I love that they are still playing shows. They are showing everyone how it’s done. They for me, are just one of the most underrated bands of all time. I love how they have that 60s Garage Rock sound but have carried it on beyond that (I know they formed in ’85, but I mean they perfected a sound before their time and made it theirs.) The Gruesomes know how to make songs that make you want to dance in a questionable fashion, they make you want to sing along as loud as you can to bops like What In The World, Broke My Brain and You’re Outta Luck. You cannot help but listen to this record and feel you’ve gone back in time BUT! BUT! If you’re already a fan of The Gruesomes, you’ll feel like they’ve never been away. I wasn’t born when their debut record came out (same year but I was still cookin’) but listening to their new record makes me feel like I’ve heard them for the first time but also really happy that I get to hear new music from a band I absolutely love.

Like a lot of bands I love, The Gruesomes make me wish I could play guitar or something because this is the kind of music I’d want to make. It’s just a prime example of slick Garage Rock/Punk, and it just makes you feel good. The band sure know how to make their fans feel good with their punchy Garage Rock sound, and I love that the band have been together for so long. You can truly hear in the music how much fun they have together and that beautiful childlike feel in their songs just has you hooked. The snarly vocals, the urgency in the sound. The playful and rowdy sound that just makes you want to ignore everything around you and soak up this record. It’s a masterpiece. It’s The Gruesomes in all their wonderful glory and I am so so grateful that they are still together and making music like this. It’s a flawless record, and you just cannot get enough of it.

They still have that rebellious schoolkid sound, and that sound is something you cannot help but love. You cannot help but be obsessed with it. Everything about this record is all us fans of The Gruesomes could ever want from them. It’s massively exceeded what I thought the record would sound like. I knew it was going to be a dream of a record, but this is truly something else.

Get yourself a copy and play it as loud as you can. And have it on repeat. I feel I could write a thousand plus more words on this record, but hopefully I’ve summed up my love for it and why it’s one of the best records of the year and was worth waiting 25 years for. Just don’t make us wait another 25!

The Dimension Of Fear is out now via Soundflat Records. Get some snotty Garage Punk in your ears!

SLICERRR.

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Well, it’s happened. I’ve broken my word to myself where I vowed to never buy tickets to a show at Victoria Warehouse in Manchester. It’s a 5/10 minute walk from my flat but it’s also the worst venue in this city. I’ve not seen some bands there because I hate it so much BUT Amyl And The Sniffers are playing next month, and I cannot ever not see them. I saw them at a small venue in 2019 and to see them play a place like this is just WILD. Deserved but wild. Also, the support bands are insane. The Menstrual Cramps were a band that Raz loved so I’m partly going for him. And my girlfriend is desperate to see Amyl And The Sniffers too- I don’t think anything I tell her is going to fully prepare her for the experience!

Alright so, here’s a bloody great band from Helsinki for you-SLICERRR. Their debut EP came out in February and trust me it’s a ripper of a record. No part of it sounds like a debut record- it sounds like something a band deep into their career would make. It’s a fantastic record, and it’s one I am proudly obsessed with. If you can’t play a record on repeat relentlessly, then why bother?! This is everything I want from a record and more. It’s a proper rowdy Garage Punk record. It’ll make you want to down cans of lukewarm beer, throw empty cans at passing cars and run off into the night (I don’t advocate for throwing shit at people, but you get my point!) It’s a record to waste the day to and it’s a record that’ll make you wish you could go to their live shows every night. The energy throughout the record is divine.

I don’t know what the Punk scene is like in Helsinki but if there are more bands like SLICERRR out there- send them my way. This is incredible. The record touches on tough subjects such as the difficulty of modern life all the way through to the hectic nightlife of Italian cities (as a slightly more than half Italian human being, I welcome this!) The EP is a work of art; it’s just everything you could want from a record and these 5 songs are made to played loud and on repeat.

The record opens with Losing My Grip which perfectly sets the tone for the record and is a perfect introduction to the band. You really feel immediately what the band are about and right away fall in love with their sound. There’s probably a bunch of bands I could liken them to, but that’s not fair and comparisons serve no one at all. All you need to know is that the last minute of this song is a furious and shows you exactly why SLICERRR are one of the most exciting bands around. In some ways though, the song reminds me a little of Bored by Crows and that’s probably why I love this band so much. That’s the only comparison that’s needed, and I think it shows exactly how and why SLICERRR are so good! I know I say this a lot, but if I had ANY musical talent, I’d want to be in a band that sound like this. They just have this perfect Garage Punk/Garage Rock sound, and it just makes you want to MOVE. I feel like SLICERRR can only add positive things to your life and record collection. Who do I need to ask to demand a UK tour?! This is the kind of sound I absolutely adore with everything I have.

The EP is a perfect insight to the band, and I’m so excited to hear what’s next from them and to just get more and more music from them. SLICERRR are a joy to listen to, and I really hope that if you listen to them, you love them as much as I do. They deserve any and every bit of success they get because they really have such a strong sound and it’s a sound I can’t get enough of. They’re an incredible bunch of musicians and definitely deserve your attention, and love.

If you’re a fan of Küken- then you’ll love SLICERRR. Both bands have the same urgency to their sound and it’s just divine! (Sorry about the comparisons I said I wouldn’t make!)

Check out the EP (released via Dödstil) here:

CROCODILES @Zerox, Newcastle 28th August 2025.

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Thursday night was my 20th Crocodiles show (it was also the bands 100th show with their current lineup) and it was without a doubt; the best I’ve ever seen them. Of course, my view will be entirely biased because I love that band a hell of a lot, but others at the show said the same thing so, I reckon it’s a fair comment!

The night before, my girlfriend and I had been in Edinburgh to see Chappell Roan and that was something else. Getting back to the hotel at 3am was not the same magical experience and we spent most of Thursday asleep. I think the pizza from Scream For Pizza cured me though. Hands down best vegan pizza I’ve had. I’ll probably say this throughout- but Zerox is my favourite gig venue. My heart does belong to the Shacklewell Arms and I think the Brudenell in Leeds is next level BUT Zerox has something else. It has something I can’t quite describe but it was the perfect place to see Crocodiles for sure.

If you’ve never seen Crocs before, then you may not be sure what to expect. However, don’t do what I did and stand right at the front next to the speaker. It’s been 2 days and my hearing in my right ear is slowly coming back. Anyway, if you’ve not injured yourself in some way at a show- have you even had a good time?! Charlie gently placed a Palestine flag on the stage before the band started, and it just reinforced my love for the band. Crocodiles are for the people. They are for those who get overlooked and they will always speak out. Sometimes they speak louder than most, and it’s why I adore them.

The hour and a bit that they are on stage is what sheer joy feels like. They play all the hits such as Wait Until Tomorrow, Love Beyond The Grave and Upside Down In Heaven but for me, it was Brandon dedicating Mirrors to little old me. I didn’t expect it and I felt like a little kid. The last time someone did this was probably around 8 or 9 years ago, and it was Tall Juan covering Chinese Rocks by the Ramones. I felt so cool! That feeling came back around and was the perfect way to make show number 20. There is something so special about seeing a band you adore live, and being able to see them in a new city is always good too (even if you did feel half dead beforehand!)

Since Raz died, I have honestly found it tough to write about music. I’ve got a lot that I probably need to listen to and write about, but I think seeing Crocodiles has slowly brought that love back and the love for writing. They always get me through. Their set was incredible and I’m pretty sure that when I turned to my girlfriend during the start of their cover of 1969, she probably thought something was wrong with me (more than usual!) It was a ripper of a cover and I hope they keep playing it. There was once a video on YouTube of their take on I Wann Be Your Dog but I’ve searched endlessly for it, and it’s gone. I hope their cover of 1969 makes it online somewhere because it is SO good. They ended the night with another cover- Jet Boy, Jet Girl which always goes down well. They sure know how to make classic songs their own. It’s part of what makes them great. The crowd were gorgeous in every way too and it was so good to see people appreciate Crocodiles in a way that they absolutely deserve. They have my heart for sure!

There’s a handful of bands that I love that I could happily watch play every night, and Crocodiles are one of them. It was easily the best show I’ve seen them play and I think maybe part of it was due to the venue and how you could sense a true feeling of community there. The venue wasn’t rammed but it was definitely full of love for the beloved band from San Diego.

Hearing a large chunk of songs from their latest record Upside Down In Heaven (2023) was so good and it’s safe to say that songs like I’ve Become What I Fear Most and Surfing With Death live are unreal. It makes you appreciate the record even more. They’ve released 9 or 10 records, and each one shows just why they are one of the best bands around and you can truly tell they love what they do when they are on that stage and the bond, they all have with each other is just a joy to watch. Seeing Charlie swing that guitar of his around like a machine gun will never ever get old!

I hope they play Zerox again because I will happily use annual leave from my job to travel to see them. An incredible venue.

Also, it’s vital to say that Jade Hairpins were on before Crocs, and they were gorgeous. Jonah from the band donned Charlie’s slick long leather jacket during Crocs setlist and stood at the front which was one of those “you had to be there” moments. If you weren’t there, then you missed out! Jade Hairpins played an incredible set too, but what do you expect when you’ve got members from Fucked Up there, right?!

In short, the show was just a dream. A wild and sweaty dream, and one I’m going to remember for some time.

L.A. WITCH: DOGGOD.

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There are a handful of bands that I’ve written about over the past (18) few years that have really stuck with me, and I can remember listening to their music for the first time. I can probably remember what I was wearing and where I was. Can I remember what I did last week? Not a chance. I’ve been writing about L.A. Witch since 2012, and every release feels like I’m discovering them for the first time all over again. That’s when you know a band is truly out of this world.

L.A. Witch are releasing their 3rd full length record on Friday, and I’ve been listening to my copy since January. Every listen is better than the last, and this feels like the record they were always going to make. It’s a masterpiece, but that’s to be expected from them. They’re one of the best bands of our generation. They remind me of all the old bands I love from The Gun Club to The Cramps, but also remind me of something we’ve not heard yet. Something undiscovered and nameless. The new record, DOGGOD was recorded in Paris and you can hear the influence of the city on this record. If you’ve listened to their previous work you’ll have picked up on an L.A. feel to their sound but there’s something heavier and darker here. That’s probably why I love it so much. It’s a beautifully intense record right from the start. It’s the band at their very best.

The record opens with the new single, Icicle. If you’re after dark and romantic lyrics- this is the record for you. The words are poetry and really heavy, but don’t let that deter you in any way. What the band musically add to these dark lyrics is something beyond words and anything I could ever write down. I’ve written about them so much over the past 10 years, and every single time I am in awe of how brilliant they are. Sade is one of the best guitarists ever, Irita makes the bass look easy and Ellie just destroys the drums. Put this together, and you’ve truly got one of the best bands around.

There are many gentle moments on the record but for me it’s the 6-minute delight that’s I Hunt You Prey that’s captured my heart the most. Songs over 6 minutes are my weakness sometimes, and they’ve done something truly magical here. There’s a haunting vulnerability to Sade’s voice on this one, and you can really feel the weight of it all. The bass on this is one of the best moments, and is honestly one of the best songs they’ve ever written. It’s unlike anything else they’ve ever done, and even Sade’s vocals sound different here. If I was played this and without knowing it was L.A. Witch, I honestly wouldn’t have been able to tell it was them. It’s so different in the best way possible. I now want them to do a record of 6-minute masterpieces like this. I can’t drive, but it makes me want to take a long drive. It’s got that urgency to it, and that’s their sound all over. I think I’ve mentioned it about their music before, but L.A. Witch make the kind of music that makes you feel you are riding a motorbike on the open road and out into the unknown. It makes you feel untouchable and rebellious.

The whole record oozes devotion, love and romanticism- but it’s not done in a sickly way that makes you feel utterly nauseas. They do it in a way that’s relatable; and it’s the intenseness that keeps you doing back and causing you to relate to so much on the record. Eyes Of Love has this slick and hypnotic groove to it that makes you hit the repeat button several times. There are no fillers on this record, everything is where it deserves to be. I firmly advise listening to this record through headphones and letting every tiny detail on the songs gently trickle into your ears. Let the record consume you; it’s the only way. DOGGOD at times feels like a spiritual record, and I think that’s what makes it so easy to love and see yourself in. Like I said earlier, this is the record they were destined to make.

DOGGOD is one of those records that in a few years’ time, you’ll go back to and there’ll be certain songs you head for first instead of playing it in order. For me, I think the song I’d go for would be The Lines or Kiss Me Deep. The Lines sounds like it would fit perfectly on Play With Fire, but there’s this really big sound to it and honestly? This would be one of the songs I’d play to someone if I wanted to convince them that L.A. Witch are one of the best bands around. If this wouldn’t win someone over, what hope do we have?! I love how the tender moments on the record (Lost At Sea) go right into that loud sound of theirs I love so much (DOGGOD.) It just shows how super talented they are, and how unafraid they are to play with different sounds and to make something really phenomenal.

L.A. Witch have pushed themselves with this record, and that’s evident right from the start until the end. This is a band that have taken the time to make a record that they can yet again be so proud of. For me they are like bands such as The Cure and The Cramps- every record is better than the last. Everything they do is just beautiful and perfect. Their last release was 5 years ago (Play With Fire still feels so new to me!) and you can really hear the growth on DOGGOD. They’ll never make a bad record, ever. That I’m so sure of.

The devotion on the songs is the epitome of love and loving someone so unapologetically hard (as someone who is very aware of their feelings, this may only be the way I feel to love someone and it can be a pain!) Of course, there’s an unhealthy amount of submission in the songs but there’s so much to really treasure on this record. The honesty and openness in the lyrics for me, is what stands out. Everything else just follows perfectly after. I feel that DOGGOD is one of those records that if I came back to it in a few years, I’d write differently about it because over time the songs would take on different meaning and carry a different kind of weight. In short, it’s a powerful record and if I made lists- it’d be my record of the year. No questions.

DOGGOD is out this Friday (4th April) via Suicide Squeeze Records.