CROCODILES: Greetings From Hell.

Tomorrow my buddies and also one of my all time favourite bands release their 9th record (that’s if we don’t count the three Shitty Times records.) What can they do on record number 9 that they haven’t already done?!

Well, EVERYTHING. What I love about Crocs is that even though they have a distinctive sound (it’s in Brandon’s voice, and it’s in Charlie and Brandon’s guitar style- always) but they also manage to give you something you’ve not heard before. I remember finding their music in 2008/9, and I hadn’t heard anything like it before. That feeling is there with every record they put out and they’ve truly excelled once again on Greetings From Hell. The title for the record makes me think of The Cramps, who are according to me and those with good taste, are one of the best bands of all time. I’m only two songs in but I can tell you this is my record of the year.

Let’s Be Strangers is going to be up there as one of my favourite songs of the years. It’s a got a fuck you/fuck off feel to it, I’m always down with that. There are so many things to adore about this record, and to make you truly fall all the way back in love with Crocodiles all over again. It’s only been 3 years since their last record, and in that time they’ve both continued to work on their equally great side projects (Crush of Souls and Psychic Pigs- both are different from each other, and just phenomenal.) I do have some fear inside that they’ll stop making records as Crocodiles one day, but I hope that day comes when Charlie and Brandon are like 90 years old, and need a rest. Let’s not think about it, ha! So back to the record.

I Dream Of Genet is a billion percent a title of a song that Patti Smith would love, right? It’s a real catchy number and I hope they do this on tour because it will be a joy to witness. That’s one of the things I truly love about Crocodiles- it’s their live shows. I saw them last year in Newcastle, and I can honestly say that out of the 20+ times I’ve seen them- THAT was their best show for me. There was something about the venue, the company, the setlist and everything in between- it was just an honour to be in that crowd that night. I obviously feel a huge sense of pride when I listen to Crocodiles, and that feeling is very much there for this record. Every record is them at their very best, and this is truly one of the best things they’ve ever done. I know my opinion is hugely biased but, in this case, I know I’m right.

Brandon and Charlie met nearly 30 years ago in San Diego at an antifascist gathering (always on the right side of history these two, and will ALWAYS speak up for what’s right) and you can really hear their bond on this record. They may live on opposite sides of the world (Paris and Los Angeles) but that doesn’t stop them from making the most perfect record every single time. I guess distance does make the heart grow fonder. The 10 songs on this record are a prime example of why Crocs are the best at what they do. If you’re someone who has never listened to them (firstly, where have you been?! My own mother loves this band!) Greetings From Hell is a great starting point and work your way backwards. There’s something really special about their music, and every record for me, is right there when I need it. Music is that best friend that’s always there with no condition or expectation. That’s why I really love this band- they’ve been there through the good and bad, and I couldn’t imagine a world without their sounds!

Every single song on this record has been crafted in the most delightful way you could imagine. Listening to a new Crocs record is like going home, or having your favourite meal or drink, or hanging with your favourite person and/or cat. It’s familiar and it feels like home. For me, the band are home. The ultimate safe space. The ultimate band. The record is Crocodiles at their very best and songs like Whips and Chains are MADE to be heard live. The record picks up from where Upside Down In Heaven left off, and that’s something I love about Crocodiles. Every record picks up from where the previous left off, but always ALWAYS gives you something new and a reason to keep on fallin’ back in love with them.

I don’t normally do this, but I want to dedicate what I’ve written to a very special and cool person who we sadly lost this week- Gregg Foreman. Gregg was such an important person to music and to those who love music. From his work with the Delta 72 to Cat Power to Gossip to L.A. Witch and to Crocodiles. Not forgetting Lydia Lunch too. There’s many, many more he worked with. Everyone loved him, and now- everyone will miss him. So much about Gregg reminds me of Raz, and that’s why this loss hits harder than it may have done. Every day Gregg would post his gratitude list on Instagram, and I’d look forward to it every day because you knew he meant every word and the world around him meant so much. I hope wherever he is now, he knows how loved he is and is at peace. And I hope he’s up there creating the best band in the world with Johnny Thunders, Rowland S. Howard and Lux. Imagine the noise. Forever our Moth.

Greetings From Hell by Crocodiles is out tomorrow via Invisible Hits, and like their last record is produced by the excellent Jonah Falco.

You can order the record here: https://crocodilesband.bandcamp.com/album/greetings-from-hell

Play the record loud. Hug your mates. Go see Crocodiles live.

PSYCHIC PIGS: S/T

If you’re looking for say, 10 really loud Punk songs to knock you out or burst your eardrums- then you need the debut record by Psychic Pigs. A band fronted by half of one of my favourite bands in the world, Brandon from Crocodiles (a write up on Charlie’s Crush Of Souls project is coming) has created Psychic Pigs with his buddy Jonah Falco (yep, from Fucked Up) and made one hell of a rowdy record.

I won’t liken the record to anything Brandon has previously done (but if you loved one of his many bands such as Flowers Of Evil, then you’re going to adore this) but if you are a fan of Crocodiles, then you will love this delightfully loud record.

The record was made in London, and you can hear hints of UK Punk in the record all the way through. With Jonah on production and drums, Brandon is responsible for the vocals and guitar. Put these two together, and you’re of course going to be blessed with something truly incredible. These 10 songs were made for you to trash a room to, break stuff, throw yourself around a room and really get wild. I live on the 8th floor and it’s tempting to throw the TV off the balcony whilst listening to this record (I won’t!) This record was made in only 4 days, and you can really hear the rush and urgency on it. Songs like Everyone Pays massively sounds like it could have been born from early Hardcore days; you can hear what has influenced Brandon a lot on this record and his writing yet again will blow your mind. Charles and Brandon are two of the greatest writers of our time, and their genius shines always- whether together as Crocodiles or separately. I just adore them.

This record by Psychic Pigs is beautifully filthy and is there for you to totally immerse yourself in- in every way possible. It’s a record that’ll cause or cure a hangover; it’s a record to play really loud when you’re on your own. It’s a speedy and mucky record, and only good things can rise from the dirt, right? This is a record that goes beyond being a side project- it’s got this drive and bite to it that makes you feel like you are hearing Brandon’s voice for the first time, and also, you get exactly the same feeling from Charlie’s Crush Of Souls project. In short, they make beautiful music regardless.

The songs on this record don’t really hit over the 2-minute mark, so it’s pretty easy to just have this on repeat constantly. I love Hello Oblivion the most right now, but I’ll change my mind in a few hours and find a different song on the record to adore. I just think Brandon and Jonah have created something really important here, and it goes beyond being a rowdy Punk record. It feels comforting in some ways and maybe that’s because for me, Crocodiles have constantly (since 2008/9) been my ultimate comfort band. Every record is associated with something or has got me through something, kind of like having a buddy there right in your corner, y’know? There are so many hints of Hardcore bands on this record mixed with something that’s utterly nameless, and I think when you find something that you cannot describe, you’ve probably found something to treasure for a long time.

The lead single off the record (self-titled) was the perfect introduction to what we were going to get on this record- that snarly Stiv Bators attitude flows throughout the record and is so prominent on the lead single. It’s a brilliant song to get us all hooked on the Pigs. If I won the lottery, I’d pay for Brandon to bring a Psychic Pigs tour to the UK because this is a record that’s got to be witnessed live. New Dark Age

venue where you don’t know where the stage ends or begins-everyone just merges into one, and personal space doesn’t exist. Beer and sweat falls on you, and neither is your own. Perfect.

For me, the second half of the record is where the rowdiness really kicks in and songs like Masochist oozes a real Punk attitude that may have once scared your mum but she will tell you she’s seen and knows more than she lets on- so who’s scared now?! I know this is a great record because even though I have it playing super loud, my cat Mary, is happy to still be asleep next to me. She’s a Punk at heart- she didn’t really get a say in it.

Cool Society is a dig at how awful politicians are and how those who live in the real world know exactly what’s going on and how politicians aren’t in touch with any of us. How could they ever be? The frustration on this one is glorious and Brandon really lets the world have it with this one. This is another close favourite but truth be told, the whole record is a real masterpiece. The frustrations, the truth and all that goes along with it is what makes this record divine. The record ends on I’m On Drugs, and it’s fair to say this record is a wild trip that you won’t be able to get enough of. Inject these songs right in and let them consume you.

Psychic Pigs are released out of the dirt and into the wild tomorrow via Slovenly Records. And if you live in L.A, they will be playing a release show tomorrow (23rd) at Permanent Records Roadhouse with Tenement Rats