THE 13TH PILLAR: Pieces Missing.

Disclaimer- my uncle is in this band. He plays guitar, and in my biased opinion; he’s probably the best guitarist you’ve never heard. He’s full on responsible for my love for Punk and for my obsession with certain bands. Especially my love for Nick Cave.

Hailing from the middle of the Irish Sea (the Isle of Man) The 13th Pillar is a killer Garage Rock/Punk band that in a previous life, probably would have taken over the world. I mean, they still can. We don’t kill dreams here.  For the past 25 years, my uncle (Karl) and his buddy Selwyn have been making music together. Pieces Missing is their heaviest sounding record to date, and you can hear just how beautiful and strong their creative partnership is on this record. Their last release was an EP 10 years ago- proving that good things come to those who wait. The theme that is constant throughout the record is dysfunction and it is wonderfully prominent on the opener, These Are Strange Times. A 5-minute anthem that Iggy Pop would probably happily sing his heart out to. In fact, the whole record has that same energy as Raw Power but with something even more weird and wonderful thrown in.

The sounds on Break My Bones feel like an acid trip (I’ve never taken acid but I have taken a fair amount of CBD oil to calm my mind and that’s enough) and the guitar on this is ridiculous. If you’re looking for something to really blow your mind and brains- that’s the song you need to get familiar with, and play as loud as you can. There are tender moments on the record, and it shows just how bloody great the band are. The bass on How Much More To Make You Smile? is absolutely glorious; it sounds so ethereal, and that flows all the way through the song. It is a beautiful song and has everything you could want from a summertime anthem. It is divine; the kind of song you play whilst the sun is setting and you have a can of lukewarm Red Stripe in your hands. There’s hints of loss and longing on this one, and it is done in such a beautiful way. A really different sound for the band, but is still entirely perfect beyond words.

I can hear influences of bands my uncle got me into on this record, and I think hearing something not as heavy by the band is really surprising. I love the gentleness on the record but at the same time there are these gorgeous sun-kissed sounds on the record which you really get on the likes of Who Knows What We’re Gonna Find, and it reminds me so much of The Stone Roses. That beautiful sun-drenched sound that feels like a sunset hitting you all over. It is such a stunning song, and every song on this record was made to be heard live and loud. I cannot tell you how proud I am of them and how much I just adore this record. You can hear the years of work going into this, and the connection that Karl and Selwyn have is just out of this world.

There are many influences flowing through this record whether it be the sounds of The Velvet Underground to The Stone Roses and beyond. Pieces Missing is such a heavenly record and is entirely trippy in the best way possible. It’s like falling in love with the person you’re supposed to, which kind of fits the theme of dysfunction on this record. The diversity of Selwyn’s vocals on the record is just a delight to hear. One of the biggest moments on this record has to be Waiting For The End Of The World; it feels like it should be played at the end of a film. The kind of film you’d have found Harry Dean Stanton in- something weird, lucid, and poetic. Just like this song. You can imagine the end of the film turning to black as this song plays out. Utterly beautiful.

The record ends with the title track, and is 8 and a half minutes of something I have yet to find the words to. Everyone truly shines on this record- Selwyn’s vocals, Gyp’s bass playing is unreal. Brian beats the shit out of the drums in the most majestic way possible and you have Karl creating some serious magic on the guitar. Put this all in an 8 and a half minute song, and you get this dream of a song. It’s phenomenal. They truly saved the best till last with this one. The production on this record is just exceptional, and you can really hear it on this one. It is the perfect way to end such a glorious record. From the 5 minute mark, you get The 13th Pillar at their heaviest and at their best. It kicks off and it is a joy to hear. It’s one of those moments where you just feel like you’re being transported into a different world. Top tip- play this one through headphones to really feel every element of this song.

Every single song on this record is beautiful and put together in such a captivating way. I think my heart may belong to the title track- the last 3 and half minutes of this song will just blow your mind. Oh, and another fun fact- my uncle also did the artwork for the record.

Biased love for the band aside, this is truly a phenomenal record that deserves your time, ears, and love.

You can buy the record here: https://the13thpillar.bandcamp.com/album/pieces-missing

13TH PILLAR-All Sounds The Same (EP)

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I’m constantly dissatisfied with myself for never learning to play an instrument and make a noise of my own. I wish I had the ability to lock myself away in a tiny room somewhere and make my own noise, with nobody telling me what to change or add. On my own terms, my own noise. Instead, I listen to music that does this. I listen to music that answers back to anything that is expected or demanded. Like many who can’t play an instrument, I write about music instead. I’m probably dissatisfied with that too, but that’s just me. Is there always something better? I’d imagine so.

13th Pillar are a brilliant band from the Isle of Man. If you know me (sorry about that) you will know of my dislike for the place as I had a 19 year stretch there. I’ve not been to prison, sadly I was brought up there. I say brought up, I just had the life sucked out of me, fucked off to Uni and gained some much needed freedom. By freedom I mean going to gigs all the time and walking around places where nobody knew my name. Bliss. Yet with all the crapness I personally associate with the place, 13th Pillar are pretty much the best band on the Isle of Man. I’m saying this because my Uncle is in the band and also they actually are the best band on the Isle of Man. I’ve listened to a few bands from there, and even if I wasn’t related to him- I would still say they were a brilliant band.

Their new EP is bloody excellent and is only made up of 3 songs. In 3 songs you can do a hell of a lot, so don’t let that put you off. 13th Pillar sound like everything I listen to all rolled into one. They remind me of my pals Girl Tears in a sense that you can tell nobody is telling them what to do. They’ve got a fuzzy TJAMC feel to them mixed with something lucid/psychedelic. They take you on some lucid trip full of kaleidoscopic images, making your eyes ache afterwards from staring at the walls to hard. This 3 track EP is all kinds of magic. It is brutally strange and nothing but a joy to listen to. I’m a proud niece right now.

*My uncle is the one in the grey shirt, and you get a nice shot of my auntie’s head in the first few seconds as she takes some photos….*

The title track off the EP is 6 minutes and 22 seconds of euphoria; there’s no way I can compare it to anything else I’ve ever heard before because this is a different level of weird. I’m quite content with playing it over and over this evening. This EP is the kind you either play locked away in your room to weird yourself out to or you play it to your pals and weird them out to it. Basically, listen to it and get weird.

In an ideal world I’d be a millionaire so I could fly my favourite bands out to wherever they wanted to bring their shows to life. There are so many venues I can think of that would be ideal for 13th Pillar…guess I’ll have to start playing the lottery/buying scratchcards. The EP has 3 incredibly strong tracks on it that just leave you as ever, wanting more. Family bias aside, it’s one of the best EPs I’ve heard in a while.

You can listen to (and buy) the EP right here: http://the13thpillar.bandcamp.com/album/all-sounds-the-same-ep