PSYCHIC PIGS: S/T

If you’re looking for say, 10 really loud Punk songs to knock you out or burst your eardrums- then you need the debut record by Psychic Pigs. A band fronted by half of one of my favourite bands in the world, Brandon from Crocodiles (a write up on Charlie’s Crush Of Souls project is coming) has created Psychic Pigs with his buddy Jonah Falco (yep, from Fucked Up) and made one hell of a rowdy record.

I won’t liken the record to anything Brandon has previously done (but if you loved one of his many bands such as Flowers Of Evil, then you’re going to adore this) but if you are a fan of Crocodiles, then you will love this delightfully loud record.

The record was made in London, and you can hear hints of UK Punk in the record all the way through. With Jonah on production and drums, Brandon is responsible for the vocals and guitar. Put these two together, and you’re of course going to be blessed with something truly incredible. These 10 songs were made for you to trash a room to, break stuff, throw yourself around a room and really get wild. I live on the 8th floor and it’s tempting to throw the TV off the balcony whilst listening to this record (I won’t!) This record was made in only 4 days, and you can really hear the rush and urgency on it. Songs like Everyone Pays massively sounds like it could have been born from early Hardcore days; you can hear what has influenced Brandon a lot on this record and his writing yet again will blow your mind. Charles and Brandon are two of the greatest writers of our time, and their genius shines always- whether together as Crocodiles or separately. I just adore them.

This record by Psychic Pigs is beautifully filthy and is there for you to totally immerse yourself in- in every way possible. It’s a record that’ll cause or cure a hangover; it’s a record to play really loud when you’re on your own. It’s a speedy and mucky record, and only good things can rise from the dirt, right? This is a record that goes beyond being a side project- it’s got this drive and bite to it that makes you feel like you are hearing Brandon’s voice for the first time, and also, you get exactly the same feeling from Charlie’s Crush Of Souls project. In short, they make beautiful music regardless.

The songs on this record don’t really hit over the 2-minute mark, so it’s pretty easy to just have this on repeat constantly. I love Hello Oblivion the most right now, but I’ll change my mind in a few hours and find a different song on the record to adore. I just think Brandon and Jonah have created something really important here, and it goes beyond being a rowdy Punk record. It feels comforting in some ways and maybe that’s because for me, Crocodiles have constantly (since 2008/9) been my ultimate comfort band. Every record is associated with something or has got me through something, kind of like having a buddy there right in your corner, y’know? There are so many hints of Hardcore bands on this record mixed with something that’s utterly nameless, and I think when you find something that you cannot describe, you’ve probably found something to treasure for a long time.

The lead single off the record (self-titled) was the perfect introduction to what we were going to get on this record- that snarly Stiv Bators attitude flows throughout the record and is so prominent on the lead single. It’s a brilliant song to get us all hooked on the Pigs. If I won the lottery, I’d pay for Brandon to bring a Psychic Pigs tour to the UK because this is a record that’s got to be witnessed live. New Dark Age

venue where you don’t know where the stage ends or begins-everyone just merges into one, and personal space doesn’t exist. Beer and sweat falls on you, and neither is your own. Perfect.

For me, the second half of the record is where the rowdiness really kicks in and songs like Masochist oozes a real Punk attitude that may have once scared your mum but she will tell you she’s seen and knows more than she lets on- so who’s scared now?! I know this is a great record because even though I have it playing super loud, my cat Mary, is happy to still be asleep next to me. She’s a Punk at heart- she didn’t really get a say in it.

Cool Society is a dig at how awful politicians are and how those who live in the real world know exactly what’s going on and how politicians aren’t in touch with any of us. How could they ever be? The frustration on this one is glorious and Brandon really lets the world have it with this one. This is another close favourite but truth be told, the whole record is a real masterpiece. The frustrations, the truth and all that goes along with it is what makes this record divine. The record ends on I’m On Drugs, and it’s fair to say this record is a wild trip that you won’t be able to get enough of. Inject these songs right in and let them consume you.

Psychic Pigs are released out of the dirt and into the wild tomorrow via Slovenly Records. And if you live in L.A, they will be playing a release show tomorrow (23rd) at Permanent Records Roadhouse with Tenement Rats

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